sticky hands Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

action, Behavior, ClubCraft, clubs, confusion, consequences, control, CREEPERS, Etiquette, expulsion, Interpretation, kicked out, Meaning, misbehaving, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, nightlife, party culture, partying, Players, rules, social cues, sticky hands, Trouble

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4164
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Votes:	8412	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	2472	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	7421
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	6826	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Animals Bred:	115	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!