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RetroCraft: $XX Memories

economic changes, purchasing power, market trends, financial strain, retail prices

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

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PixelPricedShock

wallet shock, cost of goods, budgeting, expensive products, price increases

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got prices so outrageous, you’ll think you’re in the Upside Down. Need a stack of dirt? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a golden apple, please. And don’t even get us started on the price of a diamond sword – you might have to sell your soul for that one!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually our server owner’s pet, and if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our Nether is so wild, Piglins are riding around on Striders like they’re in a rodeo. So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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BlockyBuilders – Minecraft SMP

Personal game data, BlockyBuilders, Minecraft, Lore, Dotabuff

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players decided to band together on this server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most insane journey of their virtual lives. From building massive castles to pranking each other with exploding chickens, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP tournaments, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!

ADHD memes, pretending, attention seeking, Diagnosis, STOP

Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.

And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.

So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!

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UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

Manners, turn-offs, deal breakers, relationships, Grooming

Hey players, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your ex’s cat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most hilarious players around!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to challenge the server owner who’s rumored to have a pet dragon as their sidekick.

And if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously, come hang out with us where the only rule is to have fun and never dig straight down (unless you want to unleash a horde of angry chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your grandma’s bingo night!

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BlockyBusters

fetish, BlockyBusters, not safe for work, Intimacy, personal boundaries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive NSFW content that will make your blocky head spin. From scandalous sheep romances to scandalous villager gossip, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

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SabotageCraft: Uncovering Cyber Ops – Minecraft Server

HACKING, intelligence, government agencies, eastern europe, Server

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover cyber-sabotage groups like in Belarus Weekly! We got Russian and Belarusian security services up in here causing chaos and drama for you to enjoy! Will you be the hero to stop them or join their mischievous ways? Only on our server can you experience such wild adventures and uncover the truth behind the cyber-sabotage madness! Join now for a crazy ride you won’t forget!

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PixelSquadVIP

human rights violations, US, criminal activity, visa restrictions, visa cancellation

so, u know how royina garma got her visa canceled? well, she actually got banned from our minecraft server too! turns out she was using her ex-cop skills to create a secret ‘death squad’ in the game, going around griefing everyone’s builds and stealing their diamonds. but don’t worry, we took care of her real quick and now the server is safe again. come join us for some crazy adventures and watch out for any rogue ex-cops trying to cause trouble!

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Screen Time Vocab Fail

dyadic, verbal interaction, parent child, influential factor, negative effect

so, like, u wanna join our amazin minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, scientists say that playin too many videogames can make ur brain go all mushy and stuff, but like, who cares about that, right? on our server, u can build epic castles and fight dragons and stuff, so who needs a big vocab anyway? plus, did u know that playin minecraft can actually make u smarter? yeah, i read it on the internet, so it must be true! so come join us and let’s have some fun together, who needs parent-child interaction when u can have virtual adventures instead?

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What is the IP for DaTruthDT Minecraft Server?

Server, dragon ball z, dokkan battle summons, DBZ Dokkan Battle, Vegito Dokkan

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