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BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem
Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together! -
StickShiftSecurity
auto theft prevention, vehicle security, StickShiftSecurity, manual transmission benefits, car ownershipyo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like owning a car with a manual transmission – no one gonna steal yo diamonds cuz they too busy tryna figure out how to work the redstone contraptions!we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.
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Sleepless in Semi-Vanilla Land: Where grief is protected, enchants are custom, and everyone’s welcome! 1.21 ready!
Sleepless MC SMP Overview
Features Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play along side each other! Land claims (Golden Shovel) Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled to easily restore claims if damaged) Custom Enchants for a more customized playing experience! Player Sign Shops (Aswell as server shop) Custom Items (Including Building items like beds and dressers as well as armor and weapons!) Minions for AFK grinding and money making! Coin shop ( You can earn in-game Ranks / Chat colors / Player Tags / Pets ) If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, We’d love to have you!
Discord : discord.gg/sleepless
Server IP : play.sleeplessmc.com
Bedrock Port : 19132
FAQ
Q: How do I join the Sleepless MC SMP server?
A: To join the server, simply connect to play.sleeplessmc.com with the Bedrock Port 19132.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
Q: Can I create my own land claims on the server?
A: Yes, you can create land claims using the Golden Shovel tool to protect your area from griefing.
Q: How can I earn in-game currency on the server?
A: You can earn in-game currency by participating in activities such as mining, farming, selling items in player shops, and using minions for AFK grinding.
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BlockyBooty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in scandalous affairs with other players’ virtual spouses! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for some drama instead! Join now for a chance to stir up some virtual trouble and ask yourself, “Is it morally wrong for me to fuck the shit out of another man’s wife?” Only on our wild and wacky Minecraft server! -
HonorableSaarCraft SMP: Loyalty is Key
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of fearless warriors who defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden swords and a bucket of lava. They were hailed as heroes and their legacy lives on in the form of our epic community. Join us and become a part of this legendary tale!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a herd of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From sheep. It’s a real thing, I swear.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot on our sacred land. These llamas are no joke, my friend. They mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and remember, my honor is loyalty, saar!
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HighchairHeist
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ house? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and high-stakes disputes over highchairs and borrowed clothes.Just like the highchair saga, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the one to reclaim your stolen diamond pickaxe from a rival player’s base? Or maybe you’ll find yourself blocked by an entire faction after a heated argument over who gets to build the biggest castle.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of epic adventures and quests to keep you entertained. Explore our vast world, battle fearsome monsters, and build the most jaw-dropping creations imaginable. Just be prepared for the occasional family feud to break out in the chat.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?
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HeartlessHugger Minecraft SMP
Tired of being ignored and undervalued in your current Minecraft SMP? Join our server and leave those losers in the dust! Our community is full of players who will treat you like the diamond you are, not some measly cobblestone. Plus, we have a strict no-feelings-playing policy – anyone caught messing with your emotions will be banished to the Nether for eternity. So come join us and find your true Minecraft soulmates, because you deserve nothing but the best in blocky relationships! -
WishCraft: Unlimited Wishes!
If you were given one wish and had to use it immediately, why not wish to join our Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Our server is so magical, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Don’t waste your wish on a boring old genie lamp – come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! -
RussianPrison15MC
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the wrath of russia! they’re out here tryna lock up ksenia karelina for 15 years just for playin minecraft! but on our server, you can build and mine to your heart’s content without fear of imprisonment! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to protect your base from any pesky griefers. so come on down and join the fun before russia comes knockin on your door! -
BoneCraftMC
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further! Our server is so lit, even Superman would be turned on by the women with nice bones playing here.We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava than a volcano on steroids. Join us and you’ll be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.