we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.
Rumor has it that Akali, the notorious griefer, has joined our server and is causing chaos wherever she goes. Will you join forces with her and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, or will you stand against her and protect the server from her devious schemes?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds deep within the mines. Will you dare to challenge the Diamond Dragon and claim its riches for yourself, or will you cower in fear at the mere mention of its name?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of Minecraft, so be prepared for the unexpected!
Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?
Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.
So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!
Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.
But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.
Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.
First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?
Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.
Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.
Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.
