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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9838 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
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SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)