In the late 80s, Steven Seagal would have been marking out for none other than Macho Man Randy Savage. Imagine the epic battles they would have had in the ring, or in this case, in the Minecraft world.
But fast forward to today, and Steven Seagal’s favorite wrestler would have to be none other than John Cena. Just picture it – Steven Seagal and John Cena teaming up to take on all challengers in our Minecraft server.
So come join us and experience the excitement and hilarity of a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal would approve of. Who knows, you might even run into him in the virtual world, ready to kick some blocky butt.
but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!
so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!
Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?
Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.
ancientmagic.minehut.gg
| Server Type | ATM9 To The Sky |
|---|---|
| Spawn | Player-created |
| Banned Items | Discouraged but not banned |
| Server Specs | 64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe |
| Join Discord | Join Discord |
| Website | More Info |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Who can join the server? | Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started! |
| Are there banned items on the server? | Some items are discouraged but not banned. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages. |
| How long will the server be up? | The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players. |
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!
Picture this: you come home to find your shared grass area torn up and replaced with sod in the middle of summer. The audacity! But fear not, on our server, you can seek revenge by building a fortress made entirely of river rock to protect your precious land.
Take matters into your own hands as you strategize how to confront your neighbors in the virtual world. Will you send them a strongly worded letter demanding they fix your sprinkler head, or will you unleash a horde of angry villagers on their pixelated house? The choice is yours!
Don’t worry about the HOA breathing down your neck for the dead grass, on our server, we have your back. Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate the treacherous waters of neighborly disputes in the world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!
