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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3077 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
