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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	200

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	414	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Mines Excavated:	3663	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6507
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Animals Bred:	62
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	1811	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥