Steve Mirsky Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3445
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	5999
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	6350
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	7139
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	315011	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2660	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401749
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1968	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!