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MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Votes:	3995
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Love Letters Sent:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Magic Items Found:	2266	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	1683
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

play.randommc.net

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9309	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	51
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	939
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?