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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 741 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. Another time, a prank war broke out that involved turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere.
But hey, that’s just a taste of what you can expect on Vince’s favorite stable. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe question your sanity a little bit.