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EconomySMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Farms Harvested:	938	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	9131	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	6334	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	4844
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7882
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Star Shards Collected:	116

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5220	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	New Chunks Explored:	159865
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no