Steve Buscemi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BookWormParentAlert

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5913

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	88
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).

BellyToucherMadness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	8595	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	51	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of people treating your pregnant belly like a public petting zoo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will touch your virtual belly without your consent.

Join us for a belly-rub-free experience where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unwanted belly attention. Plus, our virtual babies are way cuter than any real-life ones, so why bother with the drama?

Don’t be an asshole like the people in your life, join our server and let your virtual belly be free from unwanted touches. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama queens and belly rubbers.