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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5152 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.
And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.
So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.
