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BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!