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  • StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

    StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

    Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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  • DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

    DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes
    On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

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  • LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

    LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

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  • CraftyCreeper’sCuisine

    CraftyCreeper’sCuisine
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and cuisines! Unlike some people’s parents who can’t handle a little spice, we encourage you to bring your unique flavors to the table.

    Join us for a taste of adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft together. Just like our friend from India who tried to introduce his girlfriend’s parents to some delicious chicken curry, we promise to always appreciate and respect the diversity of our players.

    So, if you’re tired of bland, “normal” servers and want to spice things up with some international flair, come join us! We promise not to make any rude comments about your food choices or cultural background. Let’s build a community where everyone feels welcome, no matter where they’re from.

    Don’t be an “simple American” like those parents, be a bold explorer of new tastes and experiences. See you in the game, where the only thing that stinks is the creeper explosions!

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  • PixelPleasureLand

    PixelPleasureLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the portrayal of sex in the media.

    Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Get ready for some steamy encounters with other players as you navigate through our unique and thrilling gameplay. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle or two!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the media’s influence on sex take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • DateCraft SMP: MenInitiative

    DateCraft SMP: MenInitiative
    Are you tired of being the only one making the first move in dating? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! We have a dating system where the mobs make the first move on players! That’s right, you could be strolling through the forest and suddenly a creeper comes up to you and asks for your number. It’s a wild dating scene out here, folks. Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

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  • MythBustSex – Minecraft SMP

    MythBustSex – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to uncover the ancient myths of sex in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you find the elusive Diamond Bed, your in-game avatar will become a magnet for all the virtual hotties in the server. But beware, for there are rumors of a cursed Enchantment Table that will make your character’s love life more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you participate in epic battles for the title of Sexiest Player Alive, or embark on quests to find the mythical Potion of Passion? And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Bedrock After Dark” events where players can let loose and party like it’s 1.16!

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • ShortStackTallCraft

    ShortStackTallCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of hilarious antics and crazy adventures!

    Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?

    Pros of joining our server:
    – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft.
    – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships.
    – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.

    Cons of joining our server:
    – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls.
    – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server.
    – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.

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  • CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

    CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

    So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

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