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  • DumbCraft SMP

    DumbCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

    We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

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  • KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

    KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!

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  • CraftyMisconceptions

    CraftyMisconceptions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (yes, he’s real and he loves to boogie)!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of talking sheep who tell the best dad jokes in all of Minecraftia.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine, you’ll never want to play on a regular server again!

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  • NoTropesAllowedMC

    NoTropesAllowedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old tropes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky TV show that got canceled for being too outrageous! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness where you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride llamas into battle, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you special powers if you can catch it. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

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  • Dialect Discriminator 3000

    Dialect Discriminator 3000
    join our epic minecraft server where AI generates covertly racist decisions about people based on their dialect! why? because who doesn’t love a little controversy while building their pixelated empire? watch as the AI judges you based on how you talk and see if you can outsmart it with your mad building skills. become the ultimate dialect warrior and show that AI who’s boss in this wacky and wild server. plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. what more could you ask for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • ManlyMinecraftMadness

    ManlyMinecraftMadness
    join our epic minecraft server where the men are compared to the flavour of spicy jalapenos and the females are like sweet strawberries! why join? because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the blocks light up and dance to the beat of the music! so come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • CraftySarcasmSA

    CraftySarcasmSA
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

    But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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  • OppositeCraft

    OppositeCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

    explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

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  • SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

    SaltySMP – Judging Normalities
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

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  • PassportPVP Minecraft Server

    PassportPVP Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

    Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

    So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

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