But seriously, this server is lit af. We have alliances, wars, and even secret spy missions. If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. Plus, we have the best community ever, like, everyone is so nice and helpful. So, like, join now and let’s show those evil players that we mean business! #JusticeForMinecraft
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NatSecNinja in Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally epic! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your base, mining some diamonds, when suddenly, a group of evil players start spreading propaganda and trying to steal all your loot! Like, what the heck, right? We need to hold these players accountable for their actions, like, ban them or something! -
WalkieCheaterExposedMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally)? Look no further than our server! We have a step competition that will have you stepping up your game in no time.Join our server and participate in our step competition where the average number of steps per day must be equal to or greater than a 5K. And the best part? If you win, you get a half day off work AND an Apple Watch! Who knew stepping could be so rewarding?
But beware, there may be some sneaky players like Tiffany who try to cheat their way to victory by counting steps from activities that aren’t even steps. We don’t tolerate cheating here, so be prepared to step up and play fair!
So come join our server, where the competition is fierce and the steps are plenty. Who knows, you may just end up stepping your way to victory and a shiny new Apple Watch!
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IbogainCraft: Anti-Addictive & Anti-Depressant Server
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have achieved total synthesis of ibogain! What the heck is ibogain, you ask? Well, it’s a psychoactive plant derivative with anti-addictive and anti-depressant properties, bro!We’ve got researchers on our server who have synthesized four naturally occurring ibogaine-related alkaloids and several non-natural analogues. And get this, the yields range from 6% to 29% after six or seven steps! That’s some next level stuff right there, my dudes.
So, if you wanna experience some mind-blowing adventures and craft some insane creations, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let’s get trippy together in the world of Minecraft like never before! Let’s goooooo!
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First Steps Toward Light Sails
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.
plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.
so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.
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ChoreCraft: Pay2Slay!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value initiative and creativity just like this 15-year-old girl who paid her neighbor to shovel snow for her! Join our server and show off your problem-solving skills by finding unique ways to complete tasks.Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, you can pay other players to mine for you, build for you, or even fight mobs for you! The possibilities are endless when you have a pocket full of diamonds to throw at your problems.
Just like this girl, you can use your hard-earned in-game currency to outsource your tasks and focus on what really matters – building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest challenges.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to do your bidding for a few emeralds. The sky’s the limit (literally, in Minecraft)!
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Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server
Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!
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Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
Minecraft Server Overview Minecraft Server Overview
Features Land claiming to keep your house safe Shops powered by a diamond economy Regular events for the community Warp stones so you can always teleport back home Bucketable entities to save you pain Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable So come join us at
boringsmp.1e99.eu
(Discord).FAQ
Question Answer Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place. How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops. Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home. What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier. What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience. -
””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”
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Stairway to Nowhere
join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible! -
Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros in 3 Easy Steps!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the laughter you’ll experience!Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!