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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9979 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
