We’ve got a special potion that will make you super buff and give you the strength of a thousand creepers. And if you’re fit enough, you’ll be practically invincible! Take that, cancer!
So come on down to our server and start pumping iron while you mine for diamonds. Who knew getting swole could save your life? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to kick cancer’s butt with your muscles!
| Moonbat Minecraft |
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| Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there! |
| IP: “moonbat.ddns.net” |
| Version 1.21.4 |
A: Simply enter the IP “moonbat.ddns.net” in your Minecraft client to join the server.
A: We have a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing.
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef.
And get this, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and creepy crawlies that will make you question if you’re in a fever dream or just really high on pixie dust.
Plus, the community is like a bunch of deranged pandas on a sugar rush, so you know you’ll never be bored. So come on, join us and let’s dive into this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers world together!
Witness the shocking tale of Mike, Jon, and Jon’s dad as they navigate a love triangle that will leave you speechless. From basement rendezvous to hotel hookups, this server has it all.
Join now and experience the guilt, the tears, and the betrayal firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a portal opens up and u get transported to a whole new dimension where u have to navigate through nanoporous membranes to find the ultimate treasure! it’s like a crazy maze but with science!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to explore the wonders of morphology and hydration, but u also get to battle other players in epic anion transport races! who will be the fastest anion transporter in all the land? join now to find out!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of science). trust me, u won’t regret it!
Our server is a place where you can escape the drama of family arguments over damaged skates and instead focus on building your dream world. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only tension you’ll feel is the excitement of exploring new worlds and crafting amazing creations!
Join our server for the chance to have virtual adventures so wild, they’ll make your real life seem tame in comparison. Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the thrill of blowing it up!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic whispering contests you’ve ever seen. Think you can handle the heat of someone whispering sweet nothings about creepers and diamonds in your ear? Join now and find out!