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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8016 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 444 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?
