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SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

SecretSquirrelMC SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7492	Crops Grown:	3008
Votes:	3477	Magic Items Found:	8479

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	257	Potions Brewed:	128

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!