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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2761 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 42 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 257 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.
So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.