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GrownupLuresMC SMP
grown-up indulgences, childhood revulsion, acquired tastes, adult preferences, childhood detestationsYo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and boring gameplay? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a mix between a circus and a zoo, with crazy builds and wacky adventures around every corner.Remember that thing you hated as a kid? Well, guess what, now it’s the main attraction on this server! We’ve got giant spiders, creepy clowns, and even a haunted house that will make you scream like a little baby. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?
Join our server for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (just kidding, we’re broke af). But seriously, join us for the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!
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CraftyTim2024
Are you tired of the same old boring politicians running for President? Well, look no further because Tim Walz is throwing his hat into the ring! Join our Minecraft server and help Tim Walz campaign for President by building giant pixel art of his face all over the map. Who needs policy experience when you have a loyal army of blocky supporters? Plus, rumor has it that if Tim wins, he’ll rename the White House to the “Block House” and make creepers his official security detail. So come on, join our server and let’s make America crafty again with Tim Walz! -
Starlink Shenanigans Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, cows that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world, man. and, get this, we got this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. it’s lit, fam. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco inferno? yeah, you heard me right. so, like, join now before the EU tries to steal our satellite alternatives for Ukraine. ain’t nobody got time for that, amirite? -
BlockyBalkanBrawl
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Bulgarian authorities are trying to arrest pro-Russian MPs after they attacked the Commission building in-game! That’s right, our server is so realistic that it’s causing real-life drama! Join now for a wild ride full of chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little jail time! Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! -
Dumb Dark One vs. Experienced Humans
come join our minecraft server where the Dark One is actually a noob who keeps getting wrecked by humans with barely any experience! we’ve got crazy battles, epic quests, and a whole lot of chaos to keep you entertained. plus, our server IP is: DarkOneSux.About.Noobz -
Cocaine Rats: Impulsive Adventures
come join dis minecraft server, where we got rats on cocaine runnin around like they own da place. dey be buildin crazy structures and doin all sorts of wild sh*t. if you wanna see some high af rats doin their thing, dis da server for you. plus, dey might even share some of dat cocaine with ya if you ask nicely. so come on down and witness da madness for yourself! -
EchoCraft
EchoCraft Server Overview
Server Name EchoCraft (SMP) Features pvp, TEAMS, Custom items, content friendly Join us on Discord!
EchoCraft has officially opened its discord server doors! Join now to connect with other players and stay updated on the latest news.
What is EchoCraft?
EchoCraft is a Minecraft Survival/Lifesteal SMP that focuses on providing players with more content and events. Here are some key aspects of the server:
- Lifesteal
- Structures
- Dungeons
- Special items/artifacts
- Legendary weapons
- Open world gameplay
- PVP
- Teams plugin
- TPA
- Homes
- SimpleVoiceChat
All players are welcome, even if you don’t want to participate in PvP.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer When does Collidecraft Season 2 officially open? Collidecraft Season 2 is set to open on March 20th. What can players expect on EchoCraft? Players can expect a variety of features such as lifesteal, structures, dungeons, special items, PVP, Teams plugin, TPA, Homes, and more. Is everyone welcome on EchoCraft? Yes, all players are welcome on EchoCraft, even if they do not want to participate in PvP activities. -
Epic Land Quest 1.21.2
Yo, bro, forget about retiring in the countryside, join this Minecraft server instead! Why live a quiet life with a couple of boring pets when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer? Plus, who needs real money when you can build your dream property in the game and live like a king? Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life! -
DadCraft: Friends Edition
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We’ve got drama hotter than a creeper explosion at sunset!Imagine this: you’re chilling with your friend Bella, but oops, you end up getting pregnant by her dad! It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. Bella’s mom even tries to pay you to terminate the pregnancy – talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! Bella gives you an ultimatum – her or her dad. Like, seriously? Who does that? And then she comes over unannounced to call you a selfish b*tch. It’s a mess, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!
So come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of craziness!