Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!
Join us and explore our pixelated paradise where hygiene is a top priority. No more gross hand-grabbing incidents on your phone, no more lingering odors to deal with. Our server is the perfect escape for those who are fed up with smelly situations.
And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest to help your virtual boyfriend learn the importance of washing his hands. Who knows, maybe he’ll even upgrade to changing his undies and pants in the game!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to stinky hand dramas in real life. It’s warm, comfy, and definitely not gross in our virtual world!
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.
also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.
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we did a study and found out that the titan arum gives off putrescine, a compound that smells like rotting animal carcasses. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy plant will be in charge next. come for the stench, stay for the chaos.
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.
But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.
Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?
Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.
Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.
Once, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into their base, causing a stench so foul that even the Ender Dragon gagged. But thanks to our quick-thinking admin team, the pigs were banished to the Nether and the base was cleansed with enchanted air fresheners.
So if you’re tired of holding your nose while playing Minecraft, come join us and breathe easy in our odor-free world!
Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server
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Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!
The Archon’s Features:
Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding
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KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!
We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!
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Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?
1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!
2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.
3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.
4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.
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Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:
SuperHeroes! Space Factions!
Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8
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Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!
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Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!
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Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13
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Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!
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