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KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Farms Harvested:	242
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	7685
Crops Grown:	7968	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Villages Defended:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9241
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	7390
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	9140

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	2157	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!