Steering Wheel MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rational Craft Emotion

emotionality, emotion, self-care, Craft, rationality

hey u! ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind like a creeper blowin up ur house? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! not to mention our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimmin in bling bling in no time!

join us for epic battles with zombie villagers, skeleton warriors, and even a dragon or two! we got potions that make u run faster than a speeding bullet and armor that makes u invincible!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world that’s crazier than a sheep in a minecart!

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NoBdayVacay4Hubby

Game, Steering Wheel, pay cut, job loss, anniversary

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like no other. Build your dream world while dodging exploding creepers, ride pigs into battle, and even fight off a horde of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also a place of love and romance. Find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave your side?

And if you’re feeling lucky, join our virtual casino where you can gamble your diamonds away for a chance to win epic loot. Just be careful not to lose all your precious resources – unless you want to face the wrath of the Ender Dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft journey of your life. Who needs a $600 steering wheel when you can have all this craziness for free?

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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

COUP, allege, Conspiracy, Overthrow, government intervention.

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

dispossession, Impermanence, transience, consumer goods, consumerism

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

java, research findings, diseases, coffee, health benefits

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

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The Crazy Minecraft Server

EZZEENN, ASAHHH, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, ISSKHAAAA, WOHHNNN

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

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Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

pressure-free, Minecraft, layer styles, drawing, artist resources

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

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ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

self improvement, pursuing dreams, facing fears, Adventure, Taking Risks

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

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RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

Secretary General, Server, foreign policy, RedLineRumble, Diplomacy

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

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BabyBlockers Minecraft

demographics, Minecraft, population decline, south america, declining birth rates

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

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