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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Towns Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mines Excavated:	1095
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5330

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	298
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is so ridiculously expensive that you’ll feel like a millionaire just by logging on! Want a diamond sword? Better start saving up those emeralds, buddy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for wearing fancy hats. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a hat made entirely out of diamonds and gold. Who wouldn’t want to slay a dragon for some bling?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. It’s a real thriller of a time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

SisterSavageCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7711	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4118
Crops Grown:	8490	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
Villages Defended:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	854048
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Villages Defended:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	7307

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!