Steelmakers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanMexCraft: No US Orders!

Manufacturing, raw materials, Canada, CanMexCraft, Tariffs

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the canada and mexico steelmakers have taken over and are refusing new us orders!! why??? because they are too busy building epic castles and skyscrapers in the game!!

you can join their crazy adventures and help them mine for diamonds and fight off creepers and zombies!! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with gold and emeralds!!

so what are you waiting for?? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever!!

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MapleCraft vs TacoCraft

TacoCraft, mexico, import tariffs, trade dispute, supply chain

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Canada and Mexico steelmakers are refusing new US orders just to play on it!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on this server built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. But get this, instead of riding in minecarts, they rode on flying pigs! It was the most epic ride ever, until a creeper blew it up. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s gooooooo!

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MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

orders, supply chain, trade agreements, new, Canada

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

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ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Marriage, relationships, family, Support, LGBTQ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombie pigmen! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents trying to crash your wedding and focus on building the ultimate block castle instead.

We promise not to judge you for cutting off contact with your parents, even if they suddenly have a change of heart and want to join the server. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and skeleton archers to deal with instead?

So come on, join us on this epic journey where you can be yourself without worrying about grudges or late apologies. Build, mine, and explore with us, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.

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InheritCraft: No Handouts Here

female empowerment, family drama, family inheritance, InheritCraft, throwaway account

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with family drama and greedy relatives? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your own virtual paradise.

Imagine a world where you inherit a virtual kingdom from your grandmother and your jealous cousins are trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off the evil mobs and protect your treasures while exploring the secrets of your family’s past. Will you be able to keep the inheritance safe from those pesky relatives? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into dungeons filled with treasure, embark on quests to uncover hidden artifacts, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. And if anyone tries to mess with your loot, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss!

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where family drama meets epic adventure. Who knew virtual inheritance could be so much fun? See you in the game, fellow heirs!

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TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelf-MinecraftSMP

Self Discovery, personal growth, talking to your younger self, self improvement, hindsight

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to chat with your 13-year-old self for an hour! That’s right, we’ve got time-traveling capabilities in our server, so you can give your younger self all the advice they need to survive middle school. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base filled with talking animals and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and endless possibilities on our server!

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RedFlagCraft

red flag moments, red flag behavior, Caution, RedFlagCraft, red flag signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate red flag you won’t want to ignore!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures. Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be battling dragons with rubber chickens and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us for a red flag experience like no other? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a Minecraft journey like never before!

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BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Beirut, violence, Minecraft, hezbollah, Server

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework in lebanon! we be blowin’ up buildings like israel in beirut, except it’s all in blocks and pixels. come join the fun and see if u can survive the explosions in our hezbollah stronghold! it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some explosive adventures!

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TurkCraft: No Israel Allowed!

regional tensions, Allowed, diplomatic relations, security concerns, MIDDLE EAST

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got Erdogan sending Turkish forces if Israel even thinks about entering Lebanon, like what even is happening, bro? join our server and witness the most epic battles between nations in Minecraft history. you’ll be like, “whoa, this is some next level stuff, dude.” plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server ever!

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HeftySpeedstersMC

Transportation, traffic laws, speeding tickets, Vehicles, traffic enforcement

so, liek, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta know dat we only accept ppl who drive HEAVY vehicles. yeh, u heard me right. we want da reckless drivers who love speedin’ and takin’ risks. if u got a bunch of speedin’ tickets, den u r our kinda player. we want u to bring dat same energy to da game, ya know? so, if u drive a big ol’ truck or a massive SUV, den u belong here. join us and let’s cause chaos together in da virtual world. let’s show dem other players how we roll, literally. come on, join us and let’s break all da rules in style.

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