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Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Votes:	5506
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6211	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	5013
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	146

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4532	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4934	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!

3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!