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WaffleWarriorCraft

aita, babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.

Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?

But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

DebunkedFactsMC SMP

common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9806	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers

Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

FearlessCritterCraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!

ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!

BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

MaricopaCraft

Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Votes:	9239
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Love Letters Sent:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.

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TrapX23 Minecraft Server

anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Items Found:	5132
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles

3d, Astromech, Backtracking, bounty hunter, Characters, Chronicles, Collectibles, Combat, complex, Kyber bricks, Large, Legacy, Legacy collection, lego, Map, Minecraft, platformer, plot progression, power ups, Puzzles, scoundrel, smp, Starwars, Zeldtroidvania

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4780

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!

Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!

CheaterButNotReally – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, blurred lines, Boundaries, CheaterButNotReally, Cheating, Commitment, Deception, dishonesty, emotional affair, emotional connection, Ethics, gray area, hidden intentions, Infidelity, loyalty, micro cheating, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, questionable behavior, relationships, secret communication, smp, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	1110
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6728
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Looking for a server where you can bend the rules without actually breaking them? Look no further!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or tame a creeper as your loyal pet. We encourage creativity and chaos in equal measure, so get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild (and maybe a little bit crazy). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to – the only limit is your own twisted imagination!

CraftyCreeperz – Strange Requests Welcome!

BIZARRE, bizarre request, CraftyCreeperz, Friend, friend request, funny, odd, odd favor, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar request, reddit, Requests, strange, strange favor, strange request, uncommon, unique favor, UNUSUAL, unusual favor, weird, weird favor

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Have you ever had a friend ask you to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, get ready for the most clucked up adventure of your life!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous chicken wizard, and the only way to break the spell is to embrace your inner poultry and strut your stuff in a feathered ensemble. But don’t worry, it’s not all clucking around – we also have epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground chicken fight club where you can battle it out for the title of Cock of the Walk.

So if you’re ready to peck your way to victory and unleash your inner chicken warrior, come join us on the most egg-citing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, on our server, the chicken suit chooses you. So get ready to spread your wings and fly, because on this server, the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying chickens. Join us now and let the feathers fly!