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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Potions Brewed:	147	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

LOLzCraft, Server, Sound

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	30

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3476
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Animals Bred:	136	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	853	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!