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ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	3610
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	913104	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4706	Players Killed by Monsters:	5222

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	2670	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Emeralds Found:	1427	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	167
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?