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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5819 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.
But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?
And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.
