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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
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