JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3354

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	2158	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/security-negligence/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8893	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

/co/ Focused Booru, 4 x 10″ Vinyl Set, archived threads., creeper, Crew blog, Cryptic Gems Edition, Drawboards, end of an era, Exploding, Future OST, Gemstone Generator, general, Latest Releases, Minecraft, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee’s SU Works On Sale, Rebecca Sugar’s Streamily, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, Steven Universe General, SU Focused Booru, sug, Sug Aggie, Writebin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Votes:	7312	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2737	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

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