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PokeGoddesses MC Server

beauty, Divine, FANTASY, Female Characters, Gaming, general, Goddess, interactive quiz, kneel, Mythology, obey, Personality, PokeGoddesses, pokemon, power, quiz, Roleplay, Server, strength, Uquiz, Worship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3838
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	715

Are you ready to bow down to the ultimate Minecraft Goddess? Join our server and take the quiz to see which divine being you will serve! Will you be blessed by the Goddess of Diamonds, or will you be cursed by the Goddess of Creepers?

Our server is a mystical realm where players must kneel, worship, and obey their chosen Goddess. Build temples in their honor, offer sacrifices of rare items, and compete in epic battles to prove your loyalty.

But beware, for the Goddesses are not to be trifled with. Fail to please them, and you may find yourself struck down by lightning or plagued by a horde of zombie pigmen. Only the most devout followers will earn their favor and unlock the secrets of their power.

So come join us on our server and prepare to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Kneel. Worship. Obey. And may the blessings of the Minecraft Goddesses be ever in your favor!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

balloon animals, blockparty, bounce house, carnival games, DEADLINE, Event, Facebook event, family, Family And Friends, food ordered, food planning, goody bags, loved ones, Minecraft, Party, Plan, Prepare, prize bags, Rude, Server, son’s birthday party, summer bash, uninvited, WIBTA

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	666	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Are you tired of boring birthday parties where people actually RSVP on time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of planning a virtual birthday bash where you can kick out unresponsive guests with just a click of a button!

Imagine a world where you can create carnival games, balloon animals, and even a bounce house all within the comfort of your own pixelated realm. And the best part? No need to worry about running out of supplies because everything magically replenishes itself!

But beware, for there are sneaky guests who change their RSVP to “maybe” at the last minute. Will you have the courage to tell them it’s too late to join the party, or will you succumb to societal pressure and prepare for their unexpected arrival?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate birthday party planning chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity! Who knew virtual event management could be so exhilarating?

BlockyLoveUltimatum

BlockyLoveUltimatum, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Break, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consent, emotional well being, hurt, Intimacy, kink, relationship, Respect, rug burn, sexual boundaries, sexual compatibility, Tears, Ultimatum, Understanding, Wedgies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries more than my boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is wedgie-free guaranteed, because we believe in consent even in the virtual world. No more getting pulled into uncomfortable situations against your will, unless it’s by a creeper of course.

Join us for a server experience that puts your comfort first, unlike some people we know. Our community is all about having fun and building together, not about forcing you into awkward situations that make you want to log off forever. So come on over and leave the wedgies behind, because on our server, you’re in control.

EZPZ Minecraft Server

achievable goals, achievable tasks, challenging beliefs, common beliefs, common misconceptions, common misunderstandings, common myths, difficult tasks, easy accomplishments, easy achievements, easy challenges, easy solutions, easy tasks, effortless tasks, EZPZ, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceived difficulty, Popular misconceptions, Server, simple achievements, simple solutions, simple tasks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Joining our Minecraft server! Many have heard tales of the treacherous journey to find the server, with rumors of dragons guarding the entrance and lava pits blocking the way. But fear not, for all you need to do is click a simple link and you’ll be transported to a land of endless fun and adventure!

Once you arrive, you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of players who are always willing to lend a hand or share a laugh. Our community is so welcoming, even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Diamonds? We’ve got ’em by the truckload. Netherite? We’ve got so much, we use it as currency!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, favorite movies, forgotten classics, Forgotten Gems, forgotten movies, hidden cinema, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, lesser known movies, obscure gems, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked films, overlooked gems, under-the-radar films, underappreciated films, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated movies, underseen films

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Remember that obscure movie you loved as a kid but no one else seems to remember? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world inspired by that forgotten gem.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the laws of physics are as wonky as a cartoon character’s logic. Trees dance, pigs fly, and creepers break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can battle it out with other players in epic movie-themed PvP matches. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who steals the show?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made of rainbow blocks while quoting lines from a movie only you and your grandma remember? Join us now and let the nostalgia-fueled fun begin!

NATO vs Russia Minecraft Server

alliance building, armenia, Caucasus region, defense cooperation, destabilising, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, TIES, Warmer, wider region

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place to be in the whole wide world of blocks and stuff.

first of all, did you know that in this server, you can ride on a llama while wearing a chicken suit? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like, the ultimate fashion statement in the minecraft universe.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden diamond mine in the server that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs. but don’t worry, if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with enough diamonds to make even the richest player jealous.

and if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. imagine building a house out of giant gummy bears and chocolate bars. it’s like a dream come true for any sweet tooth.

so what are you waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafting a Cure: GerMan60’s Epic Adventure

Adventure, Crafting, cure, Epic, German man, GerMan60s, health news, HIV, HIV breakthrough, HIV cure, HIV cure case, HIV cure patient, HIV remission, HIV treatment, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical history, medical milestone, Medical research, medical science, stem cell therapy, stem cell transplant, stem cell treatment, success story

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af u guys. we gotz da cure for hiv n stuff. dis 60 year old german dude came on our server n boom, no more hiv. so if u wanna be cured of any disease or just wanna have a good time, join our server now. we also got unicorns dat poop rainbows n flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here. come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

FartCraft: Smell & Tell

awkward, bodily function, digestion, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fart, FartCraft, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal, humor, hygiene, olfactory, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, smell, social norms, taboo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6703
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

yOu ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can FART and not be judged? well, this server is the place for you! we have a secret farting society where we compete to see who can let out the loudest and smelliest farts.

But wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. watch out for those sneaky little buggers!

if you join our server, you’ll also get a free pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS.

So come on down to our server and let out your inner farting warrior. remember, if you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in. so let it rip! 🐔💨💎

GPTCraft: OptiMineUM’s Material Magic

advanced materials, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, computational design, Computer Architecture, data-driven design, Engineering, Engineers, GPTCraft, innovation, machine learning, Magic, material, material structure, materials science, optical engineering, optical materials, optical properties, optical properties prediction, OptiMineUMs, OptoGPT, research, Technology, University of Michigan

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join dis server if u wanna be a MINECRAFT WIZARD like HARRY POTTER but with BLOCKS instead of wands. we got engineers from some fancy uni making MAGIC happen with computer stuff and optical properties. u wanna build a DIAMOND CASTLE that SHOOTS LASERS? we got u covered. come join da fun and be a part of da OPTOGPT REVOLUTION. who needs HOGWARTS when u got MINECRAFT? Let’s get LIT-erally LIT with OPTICAL PROPERTIES, BABY!

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where Factions, SMP, Towny & Worldbuilding Collide!

Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, collide, combatlog, community-driven, Dynmap, Factions, Geyser, Hardrada, Immersive, Lore-based, Medieval, No E chests, No Phantoms, player-driven, player-run, Roleplaying, Rtp, Sandbox, Siegewar, Simple Sit, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

Server Name	Hardrada Worldbuilding
Description	A worldbuilding server with almost total freedom for players to determine the history and politics of the world.
Features	Minimal admin intervention, unbiased staff team, balanced and fair rules, vanilla gameplay without plugins.
Notable Plugins	Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, Combatlog, No E chests, Dynmap, Geyser (Bedrock compatible), RTP, No phantoms, Siegewar, Simple Sit, Towny

FAQ

Q: What is the main focus of this server?

A: The main focus is on worldbuilding, allowing players to shape the history and politics of the world.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: The server aims to have minimal restrictions with vanilla gameplay and no unnecessary rules or plugins.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569 for updates and communication with other players.