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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	290

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, CREEPERS, crime, detective, Enigma, fear, Fiction, hidden, Identity, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, novel, number 916813501, Party, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, t.., Thriller, Tread, unknown

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mines Excavated:	2752
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5714	Magic Items Found:	5159
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

abuse of power, Accountability, authority abuse, civil rights violation, Cops, Crafty, crazy, creations, discrimination, Disrespect, dont, Harassment, injustice, law enforcement, misconduct, mistreatment, parts, Patrol, Police, police accountability, Police Brutality, police brutality awareness., police corruption, police misconduct, police violence, power abuse, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	6006	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

1. Tbh, Allowed, CREEPERS, girl, guys, Minecraft, power, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1341
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

BooCraft, CREEPERS, death, french woman, Ghosts, Haunted, internet culture, investigation, Italian church, Mystery, News, Paranormal, Police, Shit, social media, spooky, stunt, Supernatural, tik tok, Tragedy, trending, urban legend, viral

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1461	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!