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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6178 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6470 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4206 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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