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Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	6817
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	1005
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4655
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4657
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	291	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	9353	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3920
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mines Excavated:	3680	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1551	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!