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BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2620	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4763
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	762
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	178	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	184
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	505080	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	3931
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!