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“EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	3876	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself!

BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

assertive communication, blunt decline, BluntCraft, dog behavior, dog behavior boundaries, dog communication, dog dynamics, dog family, dog interactions, Dog lover, dog owner boundaries, dog playdate, dog playtime, dog relationships, dog social cues, dog socialization, dog training, dog walk, dog-human relationship, family dog, Needed, puppy owner, RSVP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CraftyCharmsMC

Allure, attraction, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Confidence, CraftyCharmsMC, ENERGY, eye contact, Grooming, instantly attractive, intelligence, Kindness, magnetism, Personality, physical appearance, positivity, sense of humor, Smile, Style

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.

LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

About Thunder Blocks
Type: Never-Resting Survival
Age Requirement: 21+
Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players

Unique Features
MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system.
Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time.
Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether.
Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world.
Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges.
Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy.

Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.

Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

FAQ

What is the age requirement for Thunder Blocks?

The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.

What is the main type of gameplay on Thunder Blocks?

Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.

Does Thunder Blocks have any unique features?

Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.

How can I join Thunder Blocks?

To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

BloodClaim Minecraft Server

Ancestry, belonging, Blood Test, BloodClaim, Chud, citizenship, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic claim, ethnicity, Fairness, Genealogy, heritage, Identity, immigration, inclusion, legal status, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, Simplicity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Votes:	2544
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!

Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.

So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?

HotGirlMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

TunnelDrive Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5354
New Chunks Explored:	481888	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Farms Harvested:	973

haha u know what else is large enough for vehicles to drive through? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and explore the craziest tunnels and caves you’ve ever seen! we’ve got secret passages that lead to hidden treasure and maybe even a dragon or two (jk but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so what are you waiting for? hop on in and start digging!

CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness