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Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mines Excavated:	2896	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Bundicta Edition, Crafty, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, new player guide, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	7390
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Star Shards Collected:	258	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Minecraft server: Deadlock General

501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Towns Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runes Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	515904
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

497952357, advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, Boulevard, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Healer Geist Edition, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Gigglecraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft for epic LOLs!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Epic, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, lols, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9579
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore two worlds aflame, where the crimson night fades and the adventure never ends!

Embark on a quest to discover traces and explore nature in our outrageous collaboration web event! But be warned, things may get wild as you navigate through the feline fortress furrdyssey, where cats rule the land and demand your loyalty.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, and more at your disposal, you’ll never run out of allies to help you conquer the craziest challenges. And don’t forget about our current weapon banner featuring the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you unstoppable!

But that’s not all – we have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a VIP every time you log in. Plus, redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

CraftyCrafterz: The Server You’ve Been Waiting For Since 2021!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	349523	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken dance party, with all the chickens wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that the dragon once tried to attack us, but we all just laughed it off and invited it to join our weekly karaoke night instead. Now it’s our resident DJ, spinning sick beats while we mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. If you can impress Blocky with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait any longer? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257

Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3331	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	3987	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Animals Bred:	96	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3233	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	3612
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	157189	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!