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BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	7996	Votes:	1436
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	952
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	7842
Void Gems Collected:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	103342
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!