WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

2000s emoticons, Behavior, cold, Communication, culture, ellipsis, emotional, emotive, exclamation mark, expressive, German men, internet messaging, Messaging, ONLINE, Rational, SMPRationalAndCold, Spam, steam friends, Stereotypes, WhyAreTheyMinecraft, Women, xd

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	170	Dragon Eggs Found:	4680
Star Shards Collected:	167	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

CraftyTwenties

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We offer a virtual therapy session where you can discuss all your quarter-life crisis woes with our friendly in-game therapists. Need to vent about your student loans or existential dread? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dungeon of Adulting,” where players must navigate through challenges like doing taxes and grocery shopping to earn epic loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most financially responsible players can conquer this dungeon.

So why waste your twenties stressing about the future when you can escape to our server and laugh in the face of adulthood? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

accumulation, aging, braincraft, cell biology, cellular aging, DNA insertions, DNA replication, fibroblasts, genetic disorders, genetics, human brain, madness, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Molecular biology, mutations, Neurodegeneration, Nuclear, prevalent, somatic, somatic mutations, Time

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

Welcome to MangoBayMC, where we like our vanilla like we like our ice cream- semi-melted 😂 #NoGriefingAllowed

cream, Ice, MangoBayMC, NoGriefingAllowed, Semi Vanilla, semimelted, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Mango Bay <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/roides-drag-click/">Minecraft Server</a>

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Server Features
Semi-vanilla survival
No “Pay to win” system
Rank up and earn rewards by voting
Land claiming
Homes
Player Shops
Player warps
Server map
Auction house

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQs

How do I rank up on Mango Bay?

Players can rank up and earn rewards by voting for the server.

Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, players can claim land on Mango Bay to protect their builds.

Are there player shops available?

Yes, players can set up their own shops on the server.

Is there an auction house on Mango Bay?

Yes, Mango Bay has an auction house for players to buy and sell items.

RageCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, anger, challenge, Competitive Gaming, concentration, coping mechanisms, Entertainment, Frustration, Gaming, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Puzzle Games, RAGE, Ragecraft, Relaxation, Server, strategy, stress relief, Tetris 99, video games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always falling and the rage is always rising! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you try to survive in a world where everything is made out of Tetris blocks.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may find yourself screaming into the void at any misfortune that comes your way. Maybe you’ll accidentally build a tower that topples over and crushes you, or perhaps you’ll get stuck in a never-ending loop of falling blocks.

But fear not, for the madness is what makes this server so addicting. Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of Tetris in a whole new way, and who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Tetris master. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

TimeTechMinecraftSMP

analog watches, digital watches, electronic devices, fashion accessories, Gadgets, innovation, modern technology, smart technology, smartwatches, tech accessories, Technology, Time management, time tracking devices, timekeeping devices, timepieces, TimeTechMinecraftSMP, Watches, wearable devices, wearable technology, wristwatches

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ores Mined:	526
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoFamNoNumCraft

adulting, alone, anger, Belittled, Boundaries, career, college educated, Conflict, Emotional Abuse, family, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, moving forward, neglect, NoFamNoNumCraft, Peace, ridicule, self-care, Siblings, unsupportive, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mines Excavated:	1904
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ores Mined:	9489
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Do you want to escape the drama and find a new home where you can thrive? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a supportive community like no other. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave behind the negativity of your past.

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create a new story for yourself. Say goodbye to unsupportive family members and hello to a group of players who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the healing begin. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s block out the haters and build a brighter future together!

OP Potion Co.

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6044	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5938

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Potions Brewed:	164
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Beta, beta server, BURGERS, collaboration, Community, Custom Enchants, Decauls, Essentials, fresh world, Impact, Items, Journey, like-minded, meatballs, mediocre, multiplayer, new community, pizza, Place, Plugin, Potential, Quests, Server, serving, setting up, smp, Soggy, Survival, Vanilla Experience, worldclass

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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