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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9502 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
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