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NiecePicksHomeMCServer

assets, brother, college, control, decision, disrupt, Estate, family, high school, House, job transfer, Move, Niece, NiecePicksHomeMCServer, Remarried, RESPONSIBILITY, Schooling, senior year, SIL, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	188	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MomCraft – Baby Name Dilemma

#venting, awkward, baby, baby bump, Baby name, care, Daughters, Dilemma, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gifts, grandmother, grudge, middle name, mom’s name, MomCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, Updates, Visit, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	103
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your unsupportive mom and her grudges.

On our server, you can name your virtual baby after anyone you want, without any judgment or negativity. Whether it’s your mom’s first name or your favorite Minecraft character, the choice is yours! And don’t worry, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and motherhood.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of block-building, monster-fighting, and name-choosing shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual grandma for your Minecraft baby who will shower her with gifts and love. Just remember, on our server, the only grudges we hold are against creepers who blow up our builds!

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

best insult, clever insult, creative insult, Minecraft, poetic banter, poetic burn, poetic comeback, poetic diss, poetic insult, poetic jibe, poetic language, poetic mockery, poetic put down, poetic ridicule, poetic roast, poetic sarcasm, poetic shade, poetic slam, poetic taunt, poetic zinger, PoeticRoast, Server, witty insult

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	2369
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	11579	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6432	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Love Letters Sent:	8	Animals Bred:	135

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!