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Winner Winner Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	588	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3699
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Book Club, crime, detective, exciting plot, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 87501631, novel, page-turner, reading, smp, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author, upcoming release

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

MomNotInformedMC Server

communication breakdown, custody battle, emotional trauma, estranged mother, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, Military, MomNotInformedMC, parental abandonment, personal boundaries, personal growth, personal responsibility, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, USMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2170
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchantments Applied:	121	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

TableGateCraft

Apology, back corner, bride, brother-in-law, celebration, Explanation, family, groom, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, misunderstanding, non-family table, oversight, reception hall, seating chart, table assignment, TableGateCraft, Tears, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Accomplishments.., Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, bragging, BraggingButNotReally, Dedication, determination, dreams, goals, hard work, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self improvement, self-confidence, Skills, smp, success, Talents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Blocky Acts of Kindness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

acceptance, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Conversation, Craft, Diversity, ENM, Gender Identity, gender neutral, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non monogamous, non-binary, Poly, polyamorous, Pronouns, relationships, Respect, they/them pronouns, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

Ketamine Safe Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	677915	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!