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LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9058	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	8436
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	752019	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magic Items Found:	6939	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	9199
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4424
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5888	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	6120	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5059	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
New Chunks Explored:	393338	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!