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Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1689
Love Letters Sent:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8680	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	7608	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9551	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4298	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.