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CreeperHideNSeekGaza

Ambush, civilian casualties, civilian shields, civilians, Conflict, CreeperHideNSeekGaza, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas tactics, IDF troops, international news, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military tactics, NYT reports, Political unrest, strategy, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you can join and be part of this crazy adventure where you gotta fight off hamas hiding among civilians in gaza. it’s like a total warzone, but with blocks and stuff.

you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.

plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Adventure, Beans, bedrock, Builder, Community, console, Economy, Enchantments, Explorer, friendship, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, semiterrifying, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

#youtube, firearms, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gunfight, gunshots, Minecraft, multiple gunshots, quick kill, rifle accuracy, rifle shooting, s&s, seconds later, self defense, Server, shooter killed, shooter neutralized, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz, Surveillance Footage, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

art source, Atlanta, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, CHIMERA stream, Craft, end of year live, Fire N Ice, Football Euros Finale Watchalong, Hero For a Day, Hero For a Day stream, HoloFes performances, Hololive English Concert, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, new york, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, PointofView, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, Wawa in Europe, Wildcard

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magic Items Found:	7804	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ores Mined:	9054
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	252
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

SeaWars Minecraft Server

aggressive actions, China, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, disputed sea, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hostilities, international relations, maritime security, military tensions, Minecraft, naval standoff, peace negotiations, regional stability, SeaWars, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united states, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	123
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

so, like, u know how china be all up in everyone’s bizness in da sea, right? well, dis server be like da opposite of dat. we be all chill and peaceful and stuff. no aggressive actions here, just pure minecraft fun, ya feel me? come join us and escape da drama of da real world. plus, we got a secret underwater base where we throw epic parties with dolphins and turtles. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

NatoCraft – China vs Russia

accusations, Alliance, China, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOcraft, political tensions, response, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Statement

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, china just hit back at nato over some russia drama and u know it’s gonna be lit af in here. like, imagine building ur own little communist village and defending it from nato spies with ur trusty diamond sword. plus, the admins are like actual ninjas so u never know when they’re gonna pop up and prank u with a bunch of exploding chickens. it’s a total warzone but in a fun way, ya feel me? so come join us and let’s show nato who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!